25 February, 2008

[headdesk]

Via too many people to mention comes a photo of Barack Obama, all dressed up in Somali garb.

All of this proves, of course, that he is a treasonous scumbag that should be run out of the country before he can do even temporary harm to this great nation.

Soon to be revealed will be pictures of Hillary Clinton when she dressed as a witch one Hallowe'en as a child, thus proving that she truly is in league with the legions of Hell.

Also coming down the pipe are photos of Mike Huckabee being placed in a manger as a baby, thus proving that he is the Second Coming incarnate and therefore is to be the leader of the free world.

Coming later this year will be a rewrite of The Ten Commandments, where Moses will say "You can keep this golden calf when you pry it out of my cold dead hands, you damn dirty apes!"

And the Department of Defense will order Kiefer Sutherland to Iraq, where total and complete victory against the insurgency will only be 24 hours away.

And, of course, the below picture has always been the proof regarding the homoerotic nature of the Bush White House.



To quote Pat Cadigan, "Is this high enough in the stupidsphere for you?"

American Idiots, the lot of them.

The going keeps getting weirder and weirder, for all the weird have turned pro.

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