When in a social gathering and you find a tray of Jaegermeister shots laying around with no one paying any attention to them...
LEAVE THEM THE HELL ALONE!
This helpful tip has been brought to you by the American Association For Hangover Prevention in association with the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash.
PS: If anyone has a few spare bottles of Excedrin laying around, I'd be happy to take some of them off your hands. And white backgrounds on Blogger's Dashboard really hurt the eyes. Ow.