Over the years, I've learned many things about myself. Most of them negative.
I am a loser.
I am an idiot, a moron and a fool.
I am a screw-up, a flake.
I am a geek, a dork, a spaz, and a nerd.
I couldn't do something right even if I bribed it in advance.
I am the living embodiment of Murphy's Law.
I am loved.
So to the man who has supported me through thick and thin and really thin, who encouraged me when I had none left inside me, who pushed me to be better than I thought I could be, who never let me forget that I am his son regardless of the shambles my life was for many a year...
Happy Father's Day, Dad.