I have a problem here.
Everything that keeps infuriating me keeps going away, never to bother me again.
Shenanigans with the Department of Justice, going over the heads of Senators to appoint political hacks to represent the United States in a court of law? One bite. No worries.
24/7 coverage of Virginia Tech students with microphones shoved up their noses, constantly reminding them of exactly what they need to put behind them? One bite. Not a problem.
I get laid off on Sunday? One bite. Big deal.
Ben & Jerry's new Vermonty Python flavor is ruining my blogging career. How can I be outraged and constantly bloviate with this wonderful luscious wonderful...
Excuse me. My pint just ran out. Life sucks again.
Yes! Success! Alleluia! Enough for one more spoonful!
Life is good.
(I really do get laid off on the 29th. In which case, I won't be able to afford any more B&J to keep me in bliss. More details to follow.)