America: Do you really need caffeinated soap?YES!
Do you really need to wash with something that gives you a stimulant intake to two cups of coffee?YES!
Meanwhile, I'm totally patenting my idea for a fine caffeinated foam you spray on laptop keyboards so we absorb stimulants in direct proportion to how hard we're working.YES!!!
This has been an episode of Stupid Answers To Stu... Wait, I can't use that anymore. It's someone else's intellectual property.
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