John Tierney's latest column fails to inflate my optimism.
They found that a 5-foot-8 man was just as successful in getting dates as a 6-footer if he made more money — precisely $146,000 a year more. For a 5-foot-2 man, the number was $277,000.I'm 5-foot-4. Which, by extrapolation, would mean I need another $240k per annum.
Yup. Ain't gonna happen any time soon.
But at least I'll always have the Internet. Even though the last panel of this strip sums up my life rather well.
[Turn Signal: You Know Who]